{"list":[{"author":"Flumpet","current_vote":"","defid":14658562,"definition":"1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong [association] with diarrhoea or [excessive] ale and poor food choices.\n\nGrandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a [walk of shame] for a check wipe.","example":"Dave – underpant [typhoon]\n\nDave's mate - [Did you] flump?\n\nDave again – Yeah. [Sorry lads] I think a flump just came out of its burrow","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=14658562","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2020-01-27T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"schweatybawls","current_vote":"","defid":5712757,"definition":"When two people are [undecided] with a fist bump or [high five] and the fist hits the [open hand] to make a flump.","example":"sam [goes] for a hi5\r\nken [goes] for a [fist bump]\r\nthey flump","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=5712757","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2011-04-18T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"BarmyBatman","current_vote":"","defid":9737698,"definition":"Noun. A slang name and endearment for an [elephant]. Often used by kids or by fans of [elephants]. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word [elephant] instead.","example":"Mum! [Look at] the [flumps] [over there]!","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=9737698","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2016-05-18T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"th..th..th..the,stutter","current_vote":"","defid":300522,"definition":"Flump..possibly the nicest soft sweet ever.Usually pink and or white they are a close cousin of the [marshmallow]. Flumps helped shape entire [generations] and provided [nourishment] for the masses at all pre-teen birthday parties.","example":"Hey johnny gimme [one of those] flumps or i'll smash your face in good 'n' proper!\r\nHello [johnny can] i have [one of those] delicoins flumps....whats that?....no? then take this you maggot willy f*ck... BING BANG WALLOP...","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=300522","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2003-10-19T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Grubbler","current_vote":"","defid":1673758,"definition":"To relax, lie down, chill out. To be at one with the TV. To be close to the duvet. Ususally carried out alone, or with one's very closest friends/lovers. To flump is to say [goodnight] to the rest of [the world], [close the curtains] and switch off the mind to all the stresses and watch rubbish TV or listen to cheesey music.","example":"At the end of a [long day], I decided to stay at home and flump. \r\nIt's [important] to [have a good] flump every now and then.\r\nI just feel like flumping tonight.\r\nI flump, you flump, he/she flumps, we flump, they flump.\r\nI flumped, I was flumping, I would have flumped, I could have flumped, I should have flumped,","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=1673758","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2006-04-20T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Penile Bleeding","current_vote":"","defid":6538159,"definition":"adj. A [portmanteau] of \"fat\" and \"plump,\" usually [reserved] for describing poultry while it is [still alive].","example":"\"[Damn], yo, [dat] [chick] is flump.\"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=6538159","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2012-09-05T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"superfunhappyslide","current_vote":"","defid":3221308,"definition":"[The sound]/motion a semi [erect penis] makes when [released] from jeans","example":"I [popped] my [slippers] on, unbuttoned my jeans [and then] came the flump","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=3221308","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2008-08-07T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Blacksun666","current_vote":"","defid":5007649,"definition":"The act of standing [back to back] with a friend, excreting [simultaneously] to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump [marshmellow].","example":"The [porta potties] are fucking rank. [Let's go] to [the woods] and take a flump.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=5007649","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2010-06-02T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"captainlonghair","current_vote":"","defid":1196832,"definition":"[the sound] that a turd makes as it is [forcefully] dislodged from the ass by a [powerful] fart","example":"The [explosive] pressure in my gut was [instantly] [released] following the flump of a turd.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=1196832","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2005-04-18T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"ArmyInfantry11B","current_vote":"","defid":10251232,"definition":"When two people are standing facing each other, usually celebrating [an event], and one goes in for a [high five] and the other goes in for a [fist bump] and their hands collide in a dissapointing way","example":"\"I was [going in] for a [fist bump], and he thought we were going to [high five], so we just kind of.... flumped. \"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=10251232","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2016-09-17T00:00:00.000Z"}]}