{"list":[{"author":"Flumpet","current_vote":"","defid":14658562,"definition":"[1] vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive ale and [poor] [food] choices.\n\nGrandpa Flump - Named after a fictional children’s character who played a [trumpet] – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.","example":"Dave – underpant typhoon\n\nDave's mate - Did you flump?\n\nDave again – Yeah. Sorry [lads] I think a flump [just] [came] out of its burrow","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=14658562","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2020-01-27T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=1+vulgar+%28noun%29+a+fart+with+lumps.+2+%28verb%29+the+act+of+farting+and+ejecting+an+unexpected+faecal+nugget%2C+nuggets+or+un+spatter.+Strong+association+with+diarrhoea+or+excessive+ale+and+poor+food+choices.%0A%0AGrandpa+Flump+-+Named+after+a+fictional+children%E2%80%99s+character+who+played+a+trumpet+%E2%80%93+the+act+of+flumping+during+which+the+ejecting+flatulence+has+a+tuneful+or+sonorous+note.+Often+followed+by+the+singing+of+the+theme+tune+of+The+Flumps+show+as+the+enactor+takes+a+walk+of+shame+for+a+check+wipe.\u0026example=Dave+%E2%80%93+underpant+typhoon%0A%0ADave%27s+mate+-+Did+you+flump%3F%0A%0ADave+again+%E2%80%93+Yeah.+Sorry+lads+I+think+a+flump+just+came+out+of+its+burrow","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"schweatybawls","current_vote":"","defid":5712757,"definition":"When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high [five] and the [fist] hits the open [hand] to make a flump.","example":"sam [goes] for a hi5\r\n[ken] goes for a fist [bump]\r\nthey flump","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=5712757","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2011-04-18T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=When+two+people+are+undecided+with+a+fist+bump+or+high+five+and+the+fist+hits+the+open+hand+to+make+a+flump.\u0026example=sam+goes+for+a+hi5%0D%0Aken+goes+for+a+fist+bump%0D%0Athey+flump","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"BarmyBatman","current_vote":"","defid":9737698,"definition":"Noun. A slang [name] and endearment for an [elephant]. Often used by kids or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the [word] elephant instead.","example":"Mum! [Look at] the [flumps] [over there]!","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=9737698","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2016-05-18T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=Noun.+A+slang+name+and+endearment+for+an+elephant.+Often+used+by+kids+or+by+fans+of+elephants.+Can+be+pluralised+to+flumps.+Can+be+used+in+any+place+where+you+might+use+the+word+elephant+instead.\u0026example=Mum%21+Look+at+the+flumps+over+there%21","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"th..th..th..the,stutter","current_vote":"","defid":300522,"definition":"Flump..possibly the nicest [soft] sweet ever.Usually [pink] and or [white] they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. Flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the masses at all pre-teen birthday parties.","example":"Hey [johnny] gimme one of those flumps or i'll smash your face in good 'n' proper!\r\n[Hello] johnny can i have one of those delicoins flumps....whats that?....no? then take this you [maggot] willy f*ck... BING BANG WALLOP...","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=300522","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2003-10-19T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=Flump..possibly+the+nicest+soft+sweet+ever.Usually+pink+and+or+white+they+are+a+close+cousin+of+the+marshmallow.+Flumps+helped+shape+entire+generations+and+provided+nourishment+for+the+masses+at+all+pre-teen+birthday+parties.\u0026example=Hey+johnny+gimme+one+of+those+flumps+or+i%27ll+smash+your+face+in+good+%27n%27+proper%21%0D%0AHello+johnny+can+i+have+one+of+those+delicoins+flumps....whats+that%3F....no%3F+then+take+this+you+maggot+willy+f%2Ack...+BING+BANG+WALLOP...","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"Grubbler","current_vote":"","defid":1673758,"definition":"To relax, [lie] down, chill out. To be at one with the TV. To be close to the duvet. Ususally carried out alone, or with one's very closest friends/lovers. To flump is to say goodnight to the rest of the [world], close the curtains and switch off the mind to all the stresses and watch rubbish TV or listen to cheesey [music].","example":"At the end of a long [day], I decided to stay at home and flump. \r\nIt's important to have a good flump every now and then.\r\nI just feel like [flumping] tonight.\r\nI flump, you flump, he/she flumps, we flump, they flump.\r\nI flumped, I was [flumping], I would have flumped, I could have flumped, I should have flumped, ","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=1673758","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2006-04-20T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=To+relax%2C+lie+down%2C+chill+out.+To+be+at+one+with+the+TV.+To+be+close+to+the+duvet.+Ususally+carried+out+alone%2C+or+with+one%27s+very+closest+friends%2Flovers.+To+flump+is+to+say+goodnight+to+the+rest+of+the+world%2C+close+the+curtains+and+switch+off+the+mind+to+all+the+stresses+and+watch+rubbish+TV+or+listen+to+cheesey+music.\u0026example=At+the+end+of+a+long+day%2C+I+decided+to+stay+at+home+and+flump.+%0D%0AIt%27s+important+to+have+a+good+flump+every+now+and+then.%0D%0AI+just+feel+like+flumping+tonight.%0D%0AI+flump%2C+you+flump%2C+he%2Fshe+flumps%2C+we+flump%2C+they+flump.%0D%0AI+flumped%2C+I+was+flumping%2C+I+would+have+flumped%2C+I+could+have+flumped%2C+I+should+have+flumped%2C+","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"Penile Bleeding","current_vote":"","defid":6538159,"definition":"adj. A portmanteau of \"fat\" and \"[plump],\" usually reserved for describing [poultry] while it is still [alive].","example":"\"[Damn], yo, [dat] [chick] is flump.\"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=6538159","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2012-09-05T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=adj.+A+portmanteau+of+%22fat%22+and+%22plump%2C%22+usually+reserved+for+describing+poultry+while+it+is+still+alive.\u0026example=%22Damn%2C+yo%2C+dat+chick+is+flump.%22","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"superfunhappyslide","current_vote":"","defid":3221308,"definition":"The [sound]/motion a [semi erect penis] makes when released from [jeans]","example":"I [popped] my slippers on, unbuttoned my [jeans] and then [came] the flump","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=3221308","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2008-08-07T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=The+sound%2Fmotion+a+semi+erect+penis+makes+when+released+from+jeans\u0026example=I+popped+my+slippers+on%2C+unbuttoned+my+jeans+and+then+came+the+flump","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"Blacksun666","current_vote":"","defid":5007649,"definition":"The [act] of standing back to back with a [friend], excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined [lump] of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.","example":"The porta potties are [fucking] [rank]. Let's go to the [woods] and take a flump.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=5007649","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2010-06-02T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=The+act+of+standing+back+to+back+with+a+friend%2C+excreting+simultaneously+to+produce+an+entwined+lump+of+faecal+matter+which+resembles+a+Flump+marshmellow.\u0026example=The+porta+potties+are+fucking+rank.+Let%27s+go+to+the+woods+and+take+a+flump.","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"captainlonghair","current_vote":"","defid":1196832,"definition":"the [sound] that a turd makes as it is [forcefully] dislodged from the ass by a [powerful] fart","example":"The [explosive] [pressure] in my gut was [instantly] released following the flump of a turd.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=1196832","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2005-04-18T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=the+sound+that+a+turd+makes+as+it+is+forcefully+dislodged+from+the+ass+by+a+powerful+fart\u0026example=The+explosive+pressure+in+my+gut+was+instantly+released+following+the+flump+of+a+turd.","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="},{"author":"ArmyInfantry11B","current_vote":"","defid":10251232,"definition":"When two people are standing [facing] each other, usually celebrating an event, and one goes in for a high [five] and the other goes in for a fist bump and their [hands] collide in a dissapointing way","example":"\"I was going in for a fist bump, and he [thought] we were going to high [five], so we [just] kind of.... flumped. \"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=10251232","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2016-09-17T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=When+two+people+are+standing+facing+each+other%2C+usually+celebrating+an+event%2C+and+one+goes+in+for+a+high+five+and+the+other+goes+in+for+a+fist+bump+and+their+hands+collide+in+a+dissapointing+way\u0026example=%22I+was+going+in+for+a+fist+bump%2C+and+he+thought+we+were+going+to+high+five%2C+so+we+just+kind+of....+flumped.+%22","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1787616831\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=af96XILeDoxF0WPC2DRrzLT4hMo="}]}