{"list":[{"author":"Flumpet","current_vote":"","defid":14658562,"definition":"1 vulgar (noun) a fart with lumps. 2 (verb) the act of farting and ejecting an unexpected faecal nugget, nuggets or un spatter. Strong association with diarrhoea or excessive [ale] and [poor] food choices.\n\nGrandpa Flump - Named after a fictional [children]’[s] character who played a trumpet – the act of flumping during which the ejecting flatulence has a tuneful or sonorous note. Often followed by the singing of the theme tune of The Flumps show as the enactor takes a walk of shame for a check wipe.","example":"Dave – underpant typhoon\n\nDave's [mate] - Did you flump?\n\nDave again – [Yeah]. Sorry lads I think a flump just [came] out of its burrow","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=14658562","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2020-01-27T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=1+vulgar+%28noun%29+a+fart+with+lumps.+2+%28verb%29+the+act+of+farting+and+ejecting+an+unexpected+faecal+nugget%2C+nuggets+or+un+spatter.+Strong+association+with+diarrhoea+or+excessive+ale+and+poor+food+choices.%0A%0AGrandpa+Flump+-+Named+after+a+fictional+children%E2%80%99s+character+who+played+a+trumpet+%E2%80%93+the+act+of+flumping+during+which+the+ejecting+flatulence+has+a+tuneful+or+sonorous+note.+Often+followed+by+the+singing+of+the+theme+tune+of+The+Flumps+show+as+the+enactor+takes+a+walk+of+shame+for+a+check+wipe.\u0026example=Dave+%E2%80%93+underpant+typhoon%0A%0ADave%27s+mate+-+Did+you+flump%3F%0A%0ADave+again+%E2%80%93+Yeah.+Sorry+lads+I+think+a+flump+just+came+out+of+its+burrow","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"schweatybawls","current_vote":"","defid":5712757,"definition":"When two [people] are undecided with a fist [bump] or high [five] and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.","example":"sam goes for a [hi5]\r\n[ken] goes for a fist [bump]\r\nthey flump","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=5712757","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2011-04-18T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=When+two+people+are+undecided+with+a+fist+bump+or+high+five+and+the+fist+hits+the+open+hand+to+make+a+flump.\u0026example=sam+goes+for+a+hi5%0D%0Aken+goes+for+a+fist+bump%0D%0Athey+flump","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"BarmyBatman","current_vote":"","defid":9737698,"definition":"Noun. A slang name and endearment for an [elephant]. Often used by [kids] or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word [elephant] instead.","example":"[Mum]! Look at the [flumps] [over there]!","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=9737698","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2016-05-18T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=Noun.+A+slang+name+and+endearment+for+an+elephant.+Often+used+by+kids+or+by+fans+of+elephants.+Can+be+pluralised+to+flumps.+Can+be+used+in+any+place+where+you+might+use+the+word+elephant+instead.\u0026example=Mum%21+Look+at+the+flumps+over+there%21","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"th..th..th..the,stutter","current_vote":"","defid":300522,"definition":"Flump..possibly the nicest soft [sweet] ever.Usually [pink] and or white they are a close cousin of the marshmallow. Flumps helped shape entire generations and provided nourishment for the masses at all pre-teen [birthday] parties.","example":"Hey [johnny] gimme one of those flumps or i'll [smash] your face in good 'n' proper!\r\n[Hello] johnny can i have one of those delicoins flumps....whats that?....no? then take this you maggot willy f*ck... BING BANG WALLOP...","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=300522","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2003-10-19T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=Flump..possibly+the+nicest+soft+sweet+ever.Usually+pink+and+or+white+they+are+a+close+cousin+of+the+marshmallow.+Flumps+helped+shape+entire+generations+and+provided+nourishment+for+the+masses+at+all+pre-teen+birthday+parties.\u0026example=Hey+johnny+gimme+one+of+those+flumps+or+i%27ll+smash+your+face+in+good+%27n%27+proper%21%0D%0AHello+johnny+can+i+have+one+of+those+delicoins+flumps....whats+that%3F....no%3F+then+take+this+you+maggot+willy+f%2Ack...+BING+BANG+WALLOP...","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"Grubbler","current_vote":"","defid":1673758,"definition":"To relax, [lie] down, chill out. To be at one with the TV. To be close to the duvet. Ususally carried out alone, or with one's very closest [friends]/lovers. To flump is to say goodnight to the rest of the world, close the curtains and switch off the mind to all the stresses and watch rubbish TV or listen to cheesey [music].","example":"At the end of a long [day], I decided to stay at [home] and flump. \r\nIt's important to have a good flump every now and then.\r\nI just feel like [flumping] tonight.\r\nI flump, you flump, he/she flumps, we flump, they flump.\r\nI flumped, I was flumping, I would have flumped, I could have flumped, I should have flumped, ","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=1673758","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2006-04-20T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=To+relax%2C+lie+down%2C+chill+out.+To+be+at+one+with+the+TV.+To+be+close+to+the+duvet.+Ususally+carried+out+alone%2C+or+with+one%27s+very+closest+friends%2Flovers.+To+flump+is+to+say+goodnight+to+the+rest+of+the+world%2C+close+the+curtains+and+switch+off+the+mind+to+all+the+stresses+and+watch+rubbish+TV+or+listen+to+cheesey+music.\u0026example=At+the+end+of+a+long+day%2C+I+decided+to+stay+at+home+and+flump.+%0D%0AIt%27s+important+to+have+a+good+flump+every+now+and+then.%0D%0AI+just+feel+like+flumping+tonight.%0D%0AI+flump%2C+you+flump%2C+he%2Fshe+flumps%2C+we+flump%2C+they+flump.%0D%0AI+flumped%2C+I+was+flumping%2C+I+would+have+flumped%2C+I+could+have+flumped%2C+I+should+have+flumped%2C+","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"Penile Bleeding","current_vote":"","defid":6538159,"definition":"[adj]. A portmanteau of \"fat\" and \"[plump],\" usually reserved for describing poultry while it is still [alive].","example":"\"Damn, [yo], [dat] [chick] is flump.\"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=6538159","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2012-09-05T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=adj.+A+portmanteau+of+%22fat%22+and+%22plump%2C%22+usually+reserved+for+describing+poultry+while+it+is+still+alive.\u0026example=%22Damn%2C+yo%2C+dat+chick+is+flump.%22","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"superfunhappyslide","current_vote":"","defid":3221308,"definition":"[The sound]/motion a [semi erect penis] makes when released from [jeans]","example":"I [popped] my slippers on, unbuttoned my [jeans] and then [came] the flump","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=3221308","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2008-08-07T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=The+sound%2Fmotion+a+semi+erect+penis+makes+when+released+from+jeans\u0026example=I+popped+my+slippers+on%2C+unbuttoned+my+jeans+and+then+came+the+flump","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"Blacksun666","current_vote":"","defid":5007649,"definition":"The [act] of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined [lump] of faecal matter which resembles a Flump [marshmellow].","example":"The porta potties are [fucking] [rank]. [Let]'s go to the woods and take a flump.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=5007649","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2010-06-02T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=The+act+of+standing+back+to+back+with+a+friend%2C+excreting+simultaneously+to+produce+an+entwined+lump+of+faecal+matter+which+resembles+a+Flump+marshmellow.\u0026example=The+porta+potties+are+fucking+rank.+Let%27s+go+to+the+woods+and+take+a+flump.","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"captainlonghair","current_vote":"","defid":1196832,"definition":"[the sound] that a turd makes as it is forcefully dislodged from the ass by a [powerful] [fart]","example":"The [explosive] [pressure] in my gut was [instantly] released following the flump of a turd.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flump\u0026defid=1196832","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"flump","written_on":"2005-04-18T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=flump\u0026meaning=the+sound+that+a+turd+makes+as+it+is+forcefully+dislodged+from+the+ass+by+a+powerful+fart\u0026example=The+explosive+pressure+in+my+gut+was+instantly+released+following+the+flump+of+a+turd.","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="},{"author":"ArmyInfantry11B","current_vote":"","defid":10251232,"definition":"When two [people] are standing facing each other, usually celebrating an event, and [one] goes in for a high five and the other goes in for a fist [bump] and their hands collide in a dissapointing way","example":"\"I was going in for a fist [bump], and he [thought] we were going to high [five], so we just kind of.... flumped. \"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flump\u0026defid=10251232","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Flump","written_on":"2016-09-17T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Flump\u0026meaning=When+two+people+are+standing+facing+each+other%2C+usually+celebrating+an+event%2C+and+one+goes+in+for+a+high+five+and+the+other+goes+in+for+a+fist+bump+and+their+hands+collide+in+a+dissapointing+way\u0026example=%22I+was+going+in+for+a+fist+bump%2C+and+he+thought+we+were+going+to+high+five%2C+so+we+just+kind+of....+flumped.+%22","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/6/f/6ff557-flump.mp3?Expires=1782882476\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=NIHG7VtvjPf2gocDF6g47jUAyag="}]}