{"list":[{"author":"uvogin","current_vote":"","defid":17364734,"definition":"Not [up to speed].","example":"Jim: Hey did you see what [happened] to Eddie?\r\nDwight: uh no, I'm not [up to speed] in [Stranger Things], nuts.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nuts\u0026defid=17364734","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Nuts","written_on":"2022-07-16T17:10:48.000Z"},{"author":"dhar woman","current_vote":"","defid":17278250,"definition":"#1 [Food]\r\n#2 [Balls]","example":"#1 I ate some tasty nuts [the other day] yum i love [pistachios]\n\n#2 frick dang bich I got hit [in the nuts] with the soccer ball!!!!","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nuts\u0026defid=17278250","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Nuts","written_on":"2022-06-01T07:12:54.000Z"},{"author":"Viz","current_vote":"","defid":60536,"definition":"1. Crazy\r\n2. [Testicles]\r\n3. [Things] which [monkeys] eat.","example":"That [monkey] is nuts. I've given it [some nuts], and it's [rubbing] them on its nuts.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nuts\u0026defid=60536","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"nuts","written_on":"2003-03-16T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"carol","current_vote":"","defid":366350,"definition":"[body part] that a lot of [famous people] grab [on stage]","example":"[hey bob] is [that guy] sqeezing his nuts?","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nuts\u0026defid=366350","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"nuts","written_on":"2007-01-07T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Dr. Memeology","current_vote":"","defid":15447047,"definition":"The crunchy ball like shaved things u eat everyday. Some smell bad and are bigger than [the others]. They all taste [different] but has its own unique ability. Some can be punched, some can be grabbed, some can be crushed, some can be small and some can be big. Nuts grow from a [variety] of beings and not all of them are gud nuts.","example":"[deez nuts]","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nuts\u0026defid=15447047","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Nuts","written_on":"2020-11-03T10:17:48.000Z"},{"author":"Survivor Fan","current_vote":"","defid":795992,"definition":"1) What [a squirrel] eats\r\n2) [What a guy] diving into an [alligator] pit is\r\n3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is\r\n4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)","example":"Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in [peanut butter jar] is [fucking nuts] ([Double meaning])","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nuts\u0026defid=795992","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Nuts","written_on":"2004-08-16T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"herbie","current_vote":"","defid":805108,"definition":"n, [testicles], [knackers], [love spuds], etc.","example":"ya [dont wanna] [get] kneed [in the nuts].","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nuts\u0026defid=805108","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"nuts","written_on":"2007-01-07T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Déjame comer tu culo mami","current_vote":"","defid":13857173,"definition":"[Description] of something that is [unbelievable], crazy, and something [that person] should never do again.","example":"Joe wearing his [wife beater] to that [wedding] is [absolutely] nuts.","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nuts\u0026defid=13857173","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Nuts","written_on":"2019-04-29T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Poker Player","current_vote":"","defid":583949,"definition":"The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c  you are said to be holding \"the nuts.\" The [terminology] is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial [information] game, meaning that when you bet, [you don't know] if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have \"nuts\" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without \"testicles\" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term \"nuts\"","example":"Joe won that large [pot over] Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had [the nuts] with [four of a kind].","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nuts\u0026defid=583949","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"nuts","written_on":"2004-03-29T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"coolkid99","current_vote":"","defid":1509218,"definition":"1. [the small] round objects that males have, located in the scrotum\r\n2.girls,[usually] hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or [otherwise] injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment","example":"The hott girl kicked [the boy] [in the nuts] and he fell to the floor [in pain].","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nuts\u0026defid=1509218","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"nuts","written_on":"2005-12-28T00:00:00.000Z"}]}