{"list":[{"author":"watwat","current_vote":"","defid":3322419,"definition":"The only [proper] response to [something] that makes absolutely no [sense].","example":"1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, Halloween and Easter would fall on the same [day].\r\n2: wat\r\n\r\n1: [Wow] your cock is almost as [big] as my dad's.\r\n2: wat\r\n\r\n1: I accidentially a whole coke bottle\r\n2: You accidentially what?\r\n1: A whole coke bottle\r\n2: wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat\u0026defid=3322419","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2008-10-18T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=wat\u0026meaning=The+only+proper+response+to+something+that+makes+absolutely+no+sense.\u0026example=1%3A+If+all+the+animals+on+the+equator+were+capable+of+flattery%2C+Halloween+and+Easter+would+fall+on+the+same+day.%0D%0A2%3A+wat%0D%0A%0D%0A1%3A+Wow+your+cock+is+almost+as+big+as+my+dad%27s.%0D%0A2%3A+wat%0D%0A%0D%0A1%3A+I+accidentially+a+whole+coke+bottle%0D%0A2%3A+You+accidentially+what%3F%0D%0A1%3A+A+whole+coke+bottle%0D%0A2%3A+wat","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"RROOMM","current_vote":"","defid":3877884,"definition":"[Another] [way] of saying what on message [boards].\r\n\r\nSimilar to wut","example":"\u003cjd998\u003e nuh girls can 2\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e but its not like our cum its like [water] but clear\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e rly?\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e i've never done it\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e ok\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e well how do [u] no when to [stop]\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to [stop]...\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e im afraid of my [parents] walking in\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e y how do u do it\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e liekon ur [bed] or with ur nikers on\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e at night i get on my [bed] and put my covers over me\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e n wat\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e pull ur nikers down\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e then i take my panties off and rub some vaseline on my fingers\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e ok y vaseline\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e it makes it easier\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e then i [stick] my fingers in there...\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e nice nice\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e and start moving it around.\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e u got msn\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e no sorry\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e fuk yer\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e how many fingers have [u] had in ur pussy before\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e and eventually i get 2 fingers in there\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e then i put some vaseline on my other hand\r\n\u003csweetangel13\u003e and start rubbing my penis.\r\n\u003cjd998\u003e wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wat\u0026defid=3877884","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Wat","written_on":"2009-04-11T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Wat\u0026meaning=Another+way+of+saying+what+on+message+boards.%0D%0A%0D%0ASimilar+to+wut\u0026example=%3Cjd998%3E+nuh+girls+can+2%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+but+its+not+like+our+cum+its+like+water+but+clear%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+rly%3F%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+i%27ve+never+done+it%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+ok%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+well+how+do+u+no+when+to+stop%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+i+dunno.+it+feels+good+for+a+while+and+i+just+decide+to+stop...%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+im+afraid+of+my+parents+walking+in%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+y+how+do+u+do+it%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+liekon+ur+bed+or+with+ur+nikers+on%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+at+night+i+get+on+my+bed+and+put+my+covers+over+me%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+n+wat%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+pull+ur+nikers+down%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+then+i+take+my+panties+off+and+rub+some+vaseline+on+my+fingers%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+ok+y+vaseline%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+it+makes+it+easier%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+then+i+stick+my+fingers+in+there...%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+nice+nice%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+and+start+moving+it+around.%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+u+got+msn%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+no+sorry%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+fuk+yer%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+how+many+fingers+have+u+had+in+ur+pussy+before%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+and+eventually+i+get+2+fingers+in+there%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+then+i+put+some+vaseline+on+my+other+hand%0D%0A%3Csweetangel13%3E+and+start+rubbing+my+penis.%0D%0A%3Cjd998%3E+wat","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"stewpidwhytemayun","current_vote":"","defid":1308686,"definition":"Slang.  Indicates [confusion] or a [need] for clarification.  Statement/[question].","example":"1: \"lolz [Yea] sex is great and everything but its way too [overrated]. Its like o [yea] i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it over and over. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year.\"\r\n2: \"wat\"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat\u0026defid=1308686","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2005-06-21T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=wat\u0026meaning=Slang.++Indicates+confusion+or+a+need+for+clarification.++Statement%2Fquestion.\u0026example=1%3A+%22lolz+Yea+sex+is+great+and+everything+but+its+way+too+overrated.+Its+like+o+yea+i+screwed+this+girl+or+this+guy+and+i+hear+it+over+and+over.+And+all+it+causes+is+more+drama%2C+not+org+drama%2C+but+more+like+Maury+drama.+So+yea%2C+im+not+gonna+have+sex+till+i+have+a+gf+that+lasts+for+a+year.%22%0D%0A2%3A+%22wat%22","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"Razgriz117","current_vote":"","defid":5112312,"definition":"‎Wat is [the internet] [troll] equivalent to what and is generally used in instances in which what simply does NOT seem to adequately portray the desired level of [confusion] and general whatthefuckness of the situation.","example":"Guy [1]: Hey, Jimmy. Can I [ask] you a question?\n\nGuy 2 (presumably Jimmy): Yeah?\n\nGuy 1: Has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to [use] even go want to do look more like?\n\nGuy 2: wat?","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat\u0026defid=5112312","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2010-07-23T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=wat\u0026meaning=%E2%80%8EWat+is+the+internet+troll+equivalent+to+what+and+is+generally+used+in+instances+in+which+what+simply+does+NOT+seem+to+adequately+portray+the+desired+level+of+confusion+and+general+whatthefuckness+of+the+situation.\u0026example=Guy+1%3A+Hey%2C+Jimmy.+Can+I+ask+you+a+question%3F%0A%0AGuy+2+%28presumably+Jimmy%29%3A+Yeah%3F%0A%0AGuy+1%3A+Has+anyone+REALLY+been+far+even+as+decided+to+use+even+go+want+to+do+look+more+like%3F%0A%0AGuy+2%3A+wat%3F","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"Nevandal","current_vote":"","defid":3351192,"definition":"A word, that when perfectly placed, is a [powerful] ally. It's like saying \"What the fuck?\" when you are completely and utterly dumbfounded by a concept, [idea], or [situation].","example":"[Reno]: this chick looks kinda like brittany\r\nReno: except brittany is way way waaaaaaay hotter than her\r\n[Nev]: that chick\r\nNev: no offense\r\nNev: but she's fuckin hideous\r\nReno: dude i know [lmao]\r\nNev: jesus\r\nNev: her face\r\nReno: brittany is like the hot version of that look\r\nNev: good god\r\nNev: dude\r\nReno: that chicks [fugly]\r\nNev: i dont see a hot version of that at all\r\nReno: [lmao]\r\nNev: thats like posting a picture of carrot top and saying someone is the \"hot version\". there is no possible way to concieve of it.\r\nNev: it's ...INCONCIEVABLE!\r\nReno: i knew a girl who thought carrot top was hott\r\nNev: wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat\u0026defid=3351192","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2008-11-02T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=wat\u0026meaning=A+word%2C+that+when+perfectly+placed%2C+is+a+powerful+ally.+It%27s+like+saying+%22What+the+fuck%3F%22+when+you+are+completely+and+utterly+dumbfounded+by+a+concept%2C+idea%2C+or+situation.\u0026example=Reno%3A+this+chick+looks+kinda+like+brittany%0D%0AReno%3A+except+brittany+is+way+way+waaaaaaay+hotter+than+her%0D%0ANev%3A+that+chick%0D%0ANev%3A+no+offense%0D%0ANev%3A+but+she%27s+fuckin+hideous%0D%0AReno%3A+dude+i+know+lmao%0D%0ANev%3A+jesus%0D%0ANev%3A+her+face%0D%0AReno%3A+brittany+is+like+the+hot+version+of+that+look%0D%0ANev%3A+good+god%0D%0ANev%3A+dude%0D%0AReno%3A+that+chicks+fugly%0D%0ANev%3A+i+dont+see+a+hot+version+of+that+at+all%0D%0AReno%3A+lmao%0D%0ANev%3A+thats+like+posting+a+picture+of+carrot+top+and+saying+someone+is+the+%22hot+version%22.+there+is+no+possible+way+to+concieve+of+it.%0D%0ANev%3A+it%27s+...INCONCIEVABLE%21%0D%0AReno%3A+i+knew+a+girl+who+thought+carrot+top+was+hott%0D%0ANev%3A+wat","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"WtfHax","current_vote":"","defid":8057817,"definition":"A spontaneous reaction to [something] that's in any [way] \"[fucked up]\" to the point where you \"can't even\"","example":"Dude 1: Dude, I so got [laid] yesterday!\r\nDude 2: Might I [ask] by whom?\r\nDude 1: My mom. You won't believe it, but she's a beast in [bed]!!!\r\nDude 2: Wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wat\u0026defid=8057817","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Wat","written_on":"2015-01-17T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=Wat\u0026meaning=A+spontaneous+reaction+to+something+that%27s+in+any+way+%22fucked+up%22+to+the+point+where+you+%22can%27t+even%22\u0026example=Dude+1%3A+Dude%2C+I+so+got+laid+yesterday%21%0D%0ADude+2%3A+Might+I+ask+by+whom%3F%0D%0ADude+1%3A+My+mom.+You+won%27t+believe+it%2C+but+she%27s+a+beast+in+bed%21%21%21%0D%0ADude+2%3A+Wat","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"JulesIsCools","current_vote":"","defid":3621253,"definition":"Short form of \"what\". Is usually used by people who's synapses fire at a very [slow] [rate]. Can be used by otherwise literate people to convey a state of being utterly [flabbergasted].","example":"[Nick]: So, your cousin is sleeping over tonight. \r\nGeorge: Yeah.\r\n[Nick]: Is that your cousin in the picture on your Myspace?\r\nGeorge: Yeah.\r\n[Nick]: She looks pretty cool.\r\nGeorge: Sure, she's cool.\r\nNick: She's hot, actually.\r\nGeorge: ...\r\nNick: Can I sleep over tonight?\r\nGeorge: wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat\u0026defid=3621253","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2009-01-13T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=wat\u0026meaning=Short+form+of+%22what%22.+Is+usually+used+by+people+who%27s+synapses+fire+at+a+very+slow+rate.+Can+be+used+by+otherwise+literate+people+to+convey+a+state+of+being+utterly+flabbergasted.\u0026example=Nick%3A+So%2C+your+cousin+is+sleeping+over+tonight.+%0D%0AGeorge%3A+Yeah.%0D%0ANick%3A+Is+that+your+cousin+in+the+picture+on+your+Myspace%3F%0D%0AGeorge%3A+Yeah.%0D%0ANick%3A+She+looks+pretty+cool.%0D%0AGeorge%3A+Sure%2C+she%27s+cool.%0D%0ANick%3A+She%27s+hot%2C+actually.%0D%0AGeorge%3A+...%0D%0ANick%3A+Can+I+sleep+over+tonight%3F%0D%0AGeorge%3A+wat","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"Player72","current_vote":"","defid":7174933,"definition":"What one says when they're [devoid] of any particular useful [words].\r\nAlso used for extreme [confusion].\n\nOften extended. (WWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT)","example":"A: Make sure you [register] with [DNS] correctly by opening CMD and [typing] ipconfig /registerdns.\r\nB: wat?","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat\u0026defid=7174933","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2013-09-14T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=wat\u0026meaning=What+one+says+when+they%27re+devoid+of+any+particular+useful+words.%0D%0AAlso+used+for+extreme+confusion.%0A%0AOften+extended.+%28WWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT%29\u0026example=A%3A+Make+sure+you+register+with+DNS+correctly+by+opening+CMD+and+typing+ipconfig+%2Fregisterdns.%0D%0AB%3A+wat%3F","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"Mschronos511","current_vote":"","defid":15619976,"definition":"[Wet Ass] [Titties]. Describes condition of [titties] after a vigorous workout.","example":"[Damn] [Becca] those are some WAT!!","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WAT\u0026defid=15619976","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"WAT","written_on":"2020-12-30T16:46:16.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=WAT\u0026meaning=Wet+Ass+Titties.+Describes+condition+of+titties+after+a+vigorous+workout.\u0026example=Damn+Becca+those+are+some+WAT%21%21","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="},{"author":"Will","current_vote":"","defid":993760,"definition":"[Thai] [temple], found all over [Thailand]. Pronounced 'waht'.","example":"\"Let's go [see] the [Emerald] Buddha at Wat [Pra] Kaeo\"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat\u0026defid=993760","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2005-01-12T00:00:00.000Z","udimg_url":"https://udimg.com/v1/social/twitter.webp?word=wat\u0026meaning=Thai+temple%2C+found+all+over+Thailand.+Pronounced+%27waht%27.\u0026example=%22Let%27s+go+see+the+Emerald+Buddha+at+Wat+Pra+Kaeo%22","play_sound_url":"https://cdn.urbdic.com/audio/tts/4/4/442e06-wat.mp3?Expires=1781195722\u0026KeyName=urbdic-1001\u0026Signature=giZACV_BQGJUPDLy7OXAxuagj48="}]}