{"list":[{"author":"watwat","current_vote":"","defid":3322419,"definition":"The only proper [response] to [something] that makes [absolutely] no sense.","example":"1: If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, [Halloween] and Easter would fall on the same day.\r\n2: wat\r\n\r\n1: Wow your cock is almost as big as my dad's.\r\n2: wat\r\n\r\n1: I accidentially a whole [coke bottle]\r\n2: You accidentially what?\r\n1: A whole [coke bottle]\r\n2: wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat&defid=3322419","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2008-10-18T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"RROOMM","current_vote":"","defid":3877884,"definition":"[Another] way of saying what on [message] boards.\r\n\r\n[Similar] to wut","example":" nuh girls can 2\r\n but its not like our cum its like water but clear\r\n rly?\r\n i've never done it\r\n ok\r\n [well] how do u no when to stop\r\n i dunno. it feels good for a while and i just decide to stop...\r\n im afraid of my parents walking in\r\n y how do u do it\r\n liekon ur bed or with ur nikers on\r\n at night i get on my bed and put my covers over me\r\n n wat\r\n pull ur nikers down\r\n then i take my [panties off] and rub some [vaseline] on my fingers\r\n ok y vaseline\r\n it makes it easier\r\n then i stick my fingers in there...\r\n [nice nice]\r\n and start moving it around.\r\n u got msn\r\n no sorry\r\n fuk yer\r\n how many fingers have u had in ur pussy before\r\n and [eventually] i get 2 fingers in there\r\n then i put some vaseline on my other hand\r\n and start rubbing my penis.\r\n wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wat&defid=3877884","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Wat","written_on":"2009-04-11T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"stewpidwhytemayun","current_vote":"","defid":1308686,"definition":"Slang. Indicates [confusion] or a need for [clarification]. Statement/[question].","example":"1: \"lolz Yea sex is great and [everything but] its way too [overrated]. Its like o yea i screwed this girl or this guy and i hear it [over and over]. And all it causes is more drama, not org drama, but more like Maury drama. So yea, im not gonna have sex till i have a gf that lasts for a year.\"\r\n2: \"wat\"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat&defid=1308686","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2005-06-21T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Razgriz117","current_vote":"","defid":5112312,"definition":"‎Wat is the [internet troll] [equivalent] to what and is [generally] used in instances in which what simply does NOT seem to adequately portray the desired level of confusion and general whatthefuckness of the situation.","example":"Guy 1: Hey, Jimmy. [Can I ask you a question]?\n\nGuy 2 (presumably Jimmy): Yeah?\n\nGuy 1: Has anyone REALLY been far even as decided to use even go [want to] do look [more like]?\n\nGuy 2: wat?","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat&defid=5112312","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2010-07-23T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Nevandal","current_vote":"","defid":3351192,"definition":"A word, that when [perfectly] placed, is a powerful ally. It's like saying \"[What the fuck]?\" when you are completely and utterly [dumbfounded] by a concept, idea, or situation.","example":"Reno: this chick looks kinda like brittany\r\nReno: except brittany is way way waaaaaaay hotter than her\r\nNev: [that chick]\r\nNev: no offense\r\nNev: but she's fuckin hideous\r\nReno: dude i know lmao\r\nNev: jesus\r\nNev: her face\r\nReno: brittany is like the hot version of that look\r\nNev: good god\r\nNev: dude\r\nReno: that chicks fugly\r\nNev: i dont see a hot version of that at all\r\nReno: lmao\r\nNev: thats like posting a picture of [carrot top] and saying someone is the \"hot version\". there is no possible way to concieve of it.\r\nNev: it's ...INCONCIEVABLE!\r\nReno: i knew a girl who thought [carrot top] was hott\r\nNev: wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat&defid=3351192","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2008-11-02T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"WtfHax","current_vote":"","defid":8057817,"definition":"A [spontaneous] reaction to something that's in any way \"[fucked up]\" [to the point] where you \"can't even\"","example":"Dude 1: Dude, I so got laid [yesterday]!\r\nDude 2: Might I ask by whom?\r\nDude 1: My mom. You won't [believe it], but she's a [beast in bed]!!!\r\nDude 2: Wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wat&defid=8057817","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"Wat","written_on":"2015-01-17T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"JulesIsCools","current_vote":"","defid":3621253,"definition":"Short form of \"what\". Is usually used by people who's synapses fire at a very slow rate. Can be used by [otherwise] [literate] people to convey a state of being utterly [flabbergasted].","example":"Nick: So, [your cousin] is sleeping over tonight. \r\nGeorge: Yeah.\r\nNick: Is that [your cousin] in the picture on your Myspace?\r\nGeorge: Yeah.\r\nNick: She looks [pretty cool].\r\nGeorge: Sure, she's cool.\r\nNick: She's hot, actually.\r\nGeorge: ...\r\nNick: Can I sleep over tonight?\r\nGeorge: wat","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat&defid=3621253","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2009-01-13T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Player72","current_vote":"","defid":7174933,"definition":"What one says when they're devoid of any [particular] useful words.\r\nAlso used for extreme [confusion].\n\nOften [extended]. (WWWWWWAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT)","example":"A: [Make sure] you [register] with DNS correctly by [opening] CMD and typing ipconfig /registerdns.\r\nB: wat?","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat&defid=7174933","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2013-09-14T00:00:00.000Z"},{"author":"Mschronos511","current_vote":"","defid":15619976,"definition":"Wet [Ass Titties]. Describes [condition] of titties after a [vigorous] workout.","example":"[Damn] [Becca] those are some WAT!!","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WAT&defid=15619976","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"WAT","written_on":"2020-12-30T16:46:16.000Z"},{"author":"Will","current_vote":"","defid":993760,"definition":"Thai temple, found [all over] [Thailand]. [Pronounced] 'waht'.","example":"\"[Let's go] see the [Emerald] [Buddha] at Wat Pra Kaeo\"","permalink":"https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wat&defid=993760","thumbs_down":0,"thumbs_up":0,"word":"wat","written_on":"2005-01-12T00:00:00.000Z"}]}